Hawaiian Punch

So I’m sitting here watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall and the scene where Jason Segel’s character meets Kudu, played by Paul Rudd. Kudu’s real name is Chuck, and he explains that he got his name by typing his mainland name into an internet converter. So I found one online, and my Hawaiian name is Koni. I don’t know how scientific this is, but it’s probably a bit more so than the Smurf name generator I found a couple of years ago.